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[–] [email protected] 92 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Item #: SCP-███

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███ is to be housed in a hermetically sealed containment chamber at Site-███. The chamber must be equipped with industrial-grade air filtration systems and must be disinfected hourly. Personnel entering the chamber must wear Level A hazmat suits and carry a personal air purification unit. Under no circumstances should personnel remain within SCP-███’s containment chamber for more than 15 minutes.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 27-year-old Caucasian male, previously known as █████ ███████, who has been the subject of an anomalous physiological change resulting from an extended period of poor personal hygiene. SCP-███ possesses the belief that abstaining from cleaning his genital area will produce pheromones attractive to women. This belief has manifested an anomalous property in SCP-███, generating a noxious odor that repels humans within a 250-meter radius.

The odor produced by SCP-███ has been classified as SCP-███-1. SCP-███-1 has been shown to cause immediate nausea, disorientation, and a strong instinctual urge to flee in exposed subjects. Continued exposure leads to more severe symptoms, including vomiting, temporary blindness, and in some cases, auditory hallucinations.

Addendum ███-A: Extract for Psychological Evaluation

Dr. ███████: Can you explain why you continue this... regimen, despite its effects?

SCP-███: You don't understand. I'm on the verge of a breakthrough. They just haven't smelled it long enough. They'll come around. They always do in the end.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

you didnt just effortpost this shitpost

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

what happens if they wash him

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Now this is what I assume is usually happening on 4-chan

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not too far off. /b/ seems to have been inundated with a spam meme about some goth guy eating logs of shit for at least a few months now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

few months?????? dude this has been a thing for like a decade.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Why did this make me laugh??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I mostly see either normal porn, some disgusting shit or gay sex.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago

Delete this.