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arrested kitty (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This happened to me when I was younger and more silly.
Fuzz: "What's your name?"
Me: "I know my rights, I don't have to tell you my name unless I'm under arrest"
Fuzz: "OK, you're under arrest"
I spent 2 hours in a cell and ended up on the opposite side of town 😅 I 100% deserved it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

No you didnt.

Pigs arrested you under false pretenses.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Illegally smol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Arrested for felony possession of cuteness

Sentenced to 30 minutes of snuggles