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Tumblr post by user ashenmind. Screenshot of google search: "standing desk erog", which got autocompleted to "standing desk erogenous zones". OP captions the screenshot "not where i was going with this".
Touch it the right way and it'll raise straight up for you, if you know what I mean.
It's the feet btw
Then why require them to be on the floor? One would assume possibly shoeless digits swinging in the air would beg a more exciting experience.
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Standing erogonomic is in the Karmasutra so that works