We need a nottheonion community. This is wild.
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023
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Oh boy a new way for them to advertise themselves.
Who cares? Ik i dont, even more so bc its these 2
Jesus fucking christ we just had to shoot that gorilla
Why would Musk agree to this? Unlike Zuckerberg he has zero history with combat sports
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Further proof reality is a simulation.
My money's on The Zuck.
Yeah, zuck has training and musk has diabetic meds he used to lose weight.
Oh great I hope it's soon because this will dominate news and social media until and for quite a while after.
Top ten BL drama plots that no one asked for.
Just woke up and still half asleep. My brain cannot comprehend that headline.
Is this the new Celebrity Deathmatch reboot we've been waiting for?
At first everything about this was infuriating but now I want to see the entire C-suite of Meta and Twitter face off in gladiatorial combat, and we can stream it all on twitch and bet on who will live
Attention whores. Won't buy.
Based.
This is hilarious if they actually did, but it looks like Elon is just memeing on Zuck since Zuck has been doing martial arts, and Elon was talking about his own technique "the walrus" where he just lays on his opponent. The only time I would feel good about giving either of these two money is to watch them beat the tar out of each other.
The only issue I have with this is that only one of them can lose.
There's gonna be so many screenshots of Elon getting choked out on Twitter after this, and I for one am very excited to see that!
Wait a minute, WWE already did the Battle of the Billionaires storyline like 15 years ago.
They are nothing but hot air until they really do it. And when they really do it, they will look and be really stupid.
Don't fan their vanity by paying attention to stupid people doing stupid things. Put your phone away or close your laptop, go out, breath some fresh air. This nonsense is of no concern to you.