this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

LOL I remember this guy. First video game I ever played.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I think Spaz ate him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that the avatar of Swedish streamer dopefish? Has the most infectious laugh I've ever heard in my life

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Maybe, but originally from a game.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 2 points 5 months ago

Swim swim hungry

[–] starman 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

This year 30 Million Anons died in a single stream due to pesticide runoff in Australia.

Australian EPA saw the warning signs of this in prior years but claimed it found no correlation between fish death and chemical use on nearby agriculture. The chemicals in question are banned in most other modern nations.