this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

OP said worst. That's the best.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Child actors in an elevator.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Might be my favorite bottle episode

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Data ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.

That's not even a joke. That's the actual synopsis.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Riker and the boys go to Vegas.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Data listens to a deck of cards.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.

e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

riker shows a genderqueer person it's okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Picard learns to play the flute.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Peple talk past eachother until they don't.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

He said "an" episode, not every episode

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Security chief dies of contract negotiations.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The gang visits Sherwood Forest

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Picard explains why his post-scarcity techno-utopia can't give medicine to bronze-age dirt farmers and gets Shinzo Abe'd.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Riker ghosts a three-fingered lady and the military arrests him.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Abraham Lincoln drops a hard R.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Criminal engineer whines about his imprisonment for espionage even though it was done in the most humane way without even ageing him, abuses wife and daughter on release.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Famous warrior bitches about his shitty kid to two naked women in a mud bath.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

A crew member's mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.

A boy wants to be like Data.

Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.

[–] danhab99 6 points 5 months ago

Mark sold you vr goggles, now an ai can torture you without drawing blood

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Riker catches an alien "virus" (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.

Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker "grew the beard".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Turns out the reason Tom Paris ended up with B'ellana is because the show couldn't afford to take Sarah Silverman on as a cast member.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Zombie. Vulcans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

A dive, a sex dungeon, and a junkyard are important stops on the way to a wedding. Two men both want to make their baby wet.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

The crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Janeway and Paris get it on.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Alternatively: Paris is the fastest lover in the universe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Woman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom

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