this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 78 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is how 80+math.floor(math.random()*30)% of all statistics are generated.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Is this real or just a meme?

[–] starman 68 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

Just a meme

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

someone dropped a $

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Perhaps they should ask Copilot how their templating system works.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They're just trying to be fancy when writing 40-70% for the advertisement.

[–] Mesa 16 points 7 months ago

"Code -30% faster with GitHub Copilot"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Haha look how quirky and relatable that is. I can totally relate. Isn't that super relatable to programmers? What funny.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Oh yeah? Well my favourite editor is ed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

code { (40 + Mathf.floor( Mathf.random() * 30) ) * 3 }% faster with modal text editors

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I use vim btw

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

import math as Math