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and you will be happy (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Human capital management is pleased to announce there was an error on your hiring contract so you will be getting a 3% paycut

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Felt good the day I told HR they didnt need to invest any more resources to "help" me. I was done and the boss clearly didnt care about having me around so I told them to fire me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Up in the air was ahead of its time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Sub that cutie for a fatass overcheerful teddybear lookin dude and i been there

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If past.lives are real then every hr employee across the globe had a past life as some middle manag3mentnpaper.pusher making the Holocaust possible.

If you work in hr there's about a 99℅ you are irredeemably evil.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Actually...

Most people doing their job quite literally are just doing their job, trying to make it to the end of the day. Believe me, even people in hr love their children, worry about the future, worry about their job, have hopes, fears and dreams and have to contend with shitty bosses.

Can you imagine one day the CEO coming in with a list of people that YOU have to fire, that YOU have to face, that will cry and yell in front of you as if you're the one who did this to them?

Most people are pretty okay, actually, and not remotely evil. They might do bad things because they're pressured or feel pressured, most people don't enjoy firing others.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Just following orders.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Hannah Arendt would like a word with you, and you'll be crushed when it's over

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The HR person who works with my team actually said "I actually really like firing people. Well, that didn't sound right... but I do like making these changes."

ha ha ha... ok. Cool.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Sociopath much?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

If you work in hr there's about a 99℅ you are irredeemably evil.

That's a funny way to spell "If you are a billionaire".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fire me? Fire deez nuts in your mouth HAHAHAAAAAAA gottem

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You should try that when you get fired or "let go"

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