The strongest bond : raccoons

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I am the liquor, Randy!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Is this dude wearing pants?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What’re you a cop?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

No. I'm just a regular, normal 25-35 your old, physically fit guy with a flat top haircut having a casual chat about some neat illegal stuff that's going on around here. You hear anything about any neat illegal stuff? Also, I'd like to get to know you better, so would you mind telling me your full legal name, address, phone number, next of kin, place of birth, and a ranked list of all of your fears?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Yes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Maybe.

[+] [email protected] -11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Is this NSFW? Not sure what we're looking at there. Also I hate raccoons.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Also I hate raccoons.

This might not be the best community for you then.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure, raccoons hate you too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Oh they do. They're living in my detached garage and have done at least $20k in damage, and that's if I do most of the work myself. I don't have the money to start the project yet, so they're throwing a free rager party in my garage "hotel room" for now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Why are you here? lol

Raccoons