Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

I may have harvested my beets a little late.

Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.

Building without a permit

Dispensing Freedom.

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Democracy (it was helldivers)

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Falcon punching Pikachu.

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Stealing villager's beds.

Unlicensed space travel

Supporting democracy!

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Tax Fraud.

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

Genocide

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.

Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.

I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.

Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘