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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

"Congratulations everyone, due to your hard work and dedication we have reached record breaking sales this year! So to thank you for hard work and dedication we have ordered 5 pizzas for 20 people... Enjoy!" - Some dickhead manager who makes more money than 10 employees combined.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

5 pizzas? Tell them youre having a pot luck and make them bring their own food. Great way to celebrate while saving money. Think of the company profits!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Make a contest out of it, eat free food provided by your drones and judge their cooking while you're at it. First place prize is 20 minutes in lieu!

Oh and the manager's dish won... Again.