Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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In The Matrix, how are babies made? (iusearchlinux.fyi)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Being stuck in a pod by yourself makes it kinda difficult to get intimate with someone in the real world.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (6 children)

You think that’s air you’re breathing?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (5 children)

It's actually microplastics

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

“Are you saying I can dodge taxes?”

“No, neocapitalism, I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"If you can dodge taxes, you can dodge a ball"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Did you see the player with the red ball?

Huh?

Look again?

::: Gets smashed in the face with a kickball :::

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