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A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week (lemmy.ml)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (36 children)

I would swap Python with C++. Constantly dealing with stupid runtime errors that could’ve been easily captured during compile time.

Did you forget to rename this one use of the variable at the end of the program? Sucks for you, because I won’t tell you about it until after 30 minutes into the execution.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (18 children)

My brother. That's why you do unit tests.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

But are you even a real programmer if you don’t test in production?

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