I used to think I found the perfect, stable, boring system with Debian + KDE Plasma.
I installed it.
I left literally everything on default.
I booted it.
Everything worked out of the box.
I was looking forward to a perfect, stable, boring computing experience.
My cat walked across the keyboard and crashed the OS.
It rebooted to a blinking cursor and nothing else.
So if you’re hiring a software quality assurance engineer, her salary expectation is 80k kitty treats, a corner office overlooking a park with squirrels, and an assistant who will pet her at work and doesn't mind getting their earlobes nibbled.
OP did not take this picture. Their story is made up. Here's the original: https://lkml.org/lkml/2011/11/3/110
I did not take this picture. I just nabbed the smuggest-looking cat-on-a-keyboard I could find.
But your questioning of my cat's software testing experience has made her very upset.
I don't know what you did to your cat, but Imgur is telling me the picture “may contain erotic or adult imagery.”
She's not wearing any clothes and there's licking and petting involved.
Nothing like heavy petting a hairy pussy to trigger NSFW content warnings
yeah for some reason imgur does that but the video is sfw