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Captain Squidward: Are you ready, kids? [warp drive sounds can be heard in the background]
Crew Members: Aye-aye, Captain.
Captain Squidward: I can't hear you!
Crew Members: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!
Captain Squidward: Oh...! Who lives in a saucer in the deep galaxy?
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: Bearded and yellow and porous is he!
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: If you want to be a new ensign with a shiny red blazer
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: [doing the voice of Johnny] Then drop on the deck like you've been hit by a phaser!
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: Ready?
Captain Squidward and Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: NumberOne... SquarePants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[Captain Jean Luc Picard plays his flute. The warp drives are heard again as the song ends]