this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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1 Riker - Virgin. You trust him to do his best to make a good impression. May not know what he's doing but by golly he'll try.
2 Rikers - Missionary. Classic, reliable, and gets the job done perfectly.
3 Rikers - He has fucked his way into this situation and he will fuck himself out of it.
4 Rikers - He has tried to fuck himself out of the situation. The situation was Pon Farr night at the Trek Convention.
We’ve all been on the wrong side of a pon farr once or twice