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[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm just trying to figure out how to maintain my current diet and fuck myself every day without making a mess of all of my toys

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Bottom pro tip: eat half a block of cheese before having sex. Out of sight, out of mind

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