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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

Wait, the paramedics have to let you tell them about what you did?!

Well, I know somebody who is going to suffer a self-pleasure related injury this weekend and go into excruciating detail with the paramedics...

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (6 children)

They'll just keep giving you shots of Ambien until you stop.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

This is shaping up to be an awesome weekend!

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