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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this isn't unique to just the dumpster truck owners.
I've seen people try to drive away with a couch mounted vertically in the passenger seat of a convertible (with no straps or rope of any kind).
I lost track of how many people roped their doors shut through the windows on their vehicles while strapping a 75 inch TV down to the roof of their Honda CRV.
The general population has an unbelievably poor understanding of physics and honestly I think we need to let more people die due to darwinism again. Saving the village idiot with modern medical standards has really just allowed them to get older and come up with even worse ideas. Sometimes they procreate and spawn in some new physics challenged shitlings that will be finding their way into your local ER with some self inflicted stupidity any day now.
https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/comments/1hd1hb1/rural_cosplay_is_unfortunately_a_thing/
rural cosplay is very much a thing...
As someone who grew up in a small farming town and now lives in the GTA fuck almost everyone with a pickup truck because it's all for show ain't no one slinging gravel or wood or a beat up generator somewhere like when I grew up. It's all faux rural cosplay shit.
My bike has more mud on it than most off road vehicles and tyres are only 700x35c IIRC, may have been 37/38? Hybrid/Trekking bike, Boardman MTX 8.6, the suspension is most useful on the terrible roads we have in places.
It also has more mud on it than half of the bikes I see with tyres that are like 8cm thicc. Usually only see those in urban environments. Often go on gravel or dirt trails and there is the occasional muddy puddle. Nothing really extreme enough to need a mountain bike for.