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Women don't want to be approached in public.
Men learn this quickly.
Also that speed dating stat is totally a lie, every dating event is a sausage fest.
In high school, I tried to start dating a girl by asking for her Facebook account, but she rejected me. Something that women don’t understand is that constantly doing that is demoralizing. But I think that's part of beign a male.
Bro, so how are we supposed to meet each other? Telepathy?
Like in the olden days. You raid a village with the boys and rape.
Obviously joking, though keep in mind that warfare and the subsequent rapes was usually how nations kept populations up. Plus, families have more children the poorer and more devastated an area is for some reason. So...good news! We will all have a goth GF in post-apocalyptic America.
This is absolute made up nonsense, and yet it tells us so much about what kind of content you consume and what kind of attitude you have.