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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Same thing happened to me. Except now I'm old and have had no fun experiences in life because all I do is work and shitpost on Lemmy. Never been on a plane or gone on a vacation. Foreveralone single while my bank account keeps growing larger. Hell my will has my estate being donated to my local library because I don't even have friends anymore to leave it to.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like you don't have any worldly desires. Maybe consider making some bad decisions and ruining your life.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I've been talking with a poly couple on the other side of the state and I'm planning to take a train ride to get, well, "train rode". Does that count?

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