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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Repeat after me: public static void main(String[] args)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
public static void main(String[] args)
public static void main(String[] args)
public static void main(String[] args)

Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

The object man appears behind you while you're coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.

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