this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago (60 children)

Can anyone who's actually dealt with Java tell me how much Anon is exaggerating?

[–] [email protected] 135 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I've worked on a corporate project with multiple Java services, anon isn't really exaggerating. Java can be a hell scape at times

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They forgot to mention that production Java applications apparently need to log a certain minimum number of completely meaningless stacktraces per hour to work properly. Or at least I assume that is the case from the fact that all of them do that.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Best with an old and vulnerable log4j on a Windows log server.

We don't know what'll happen if we update. And we don't know if the dude who coded it will answer our calls. YOLO!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

At that point, just kill the VM the app is running on and deal with the fallout.

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