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K9 Unit Shuts Off Body Cam Before Tearing Squeaky Toy New Asshole (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know that toy was resisting something terrible.

[–] Tja 2 points 1 month ago

And it smelled like catnip