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Fourty days later, Anon finds that his entire computer file system has been replaced with pics of Morgan Freeman
Why aren't there viruses like this? Everyone wants to hurt your computer. Do something dumb like that.
Or a screamer virus. That could bring the world to its knees.
I wrote a "virus" in college, which basically:
Oh, and it started on startup, so rebooting wouldn't fix it. :)
I did one similar! Used autohotkey to hide the task bar at random intervals and pop up a warning that said "system out of memory". Only way to get it back was autohotkey or a reboot. It would restart daily and on login so it would keep happening. And I hid it as "Nvidia game scanner service.exe" in the Nvidia bloatware folder so it looked innocent. Had a good laugh about that one