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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

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[+] [email protected] -9 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Nope, I don't buy it.

An estimated one out of every 500 Americans is homeless
Unarmed noncombatant civilian women and children are being bombed, shot, and starved to death.
There has been a nearly 70% reduction in wild vertebrates worldwide since 1970
The leading cause of death among children and teens in america is firearms

Privileged westerners could do something about these things, but they are sipping their pumpkin spice lattes and congratulating each other for putting their shopping carts back because, you know, it's the ultimate test of moral righteousness. Ugh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I bet you're fun at parties.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe I deserved that. But come to my house we will play some groovy bongo rhythms and I'm sure you will have a good time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That genuinely does sound like a lot of fun.

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