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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 week ago (17 children)

You return your cart because it's the right thing to do

I return my cart because it gives me a sense of superiority

We are not the same

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (11 children)

You return your cart because it's the right thing to do

I return my cart to get my euro back that I put in to unlock it

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Mr fancy pants here with full euro coins.

I treasure my red plastic €0.50 coin replica more than my life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You guys can use €0.50 coins?! Over here in Australia it’s either a $1 or $2 coin. I wish I could chuck a 50¢ piece in the trolley.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

50 eurocent coins are actually about the same size as 1 and 2 euro coins, so that's why

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