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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

I've never needed a product this badly in my life. I have so many friends that compulsively pick up and fiddle with anything in my house that is not nailed down, this will be like catnip to them. Traumatic catnip. It will be my sweetest revenge.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe you need one of these as well.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm so disappointed that it is a normal human dick and not a duck's corkscrew dick.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

A few hours with a 3D printer and for wish could be granted!

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