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Anon makes a deal with a demon (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Get the gold, use a few flakes from one of the gold bars to fill a hula hoop with salt, spend the other trillions of dollars on normal rich villain shit.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This reminds me of that scene in one of the Pirates of the Carribbean movies where Davey Jones has to stand in a bucket of water to go on land for a meeting.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Its extra funny because they are on a beach.... surrounded by water

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