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"You say it was an everything bagel?"
"That's right."
"And that explains the weed and coke?"
"Yes."
"Then where's the opium and meth..?"
"Right? I'm still asking why they didn't include Ketamine and a kitchen sink."
Because ketemine has an extremely short half-life and isn't detectable very long after use.