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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon needs help reading a social situation (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 165 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Find out her favorite food, eat it for three days and fart next time you’re near her.

The familiar scent will make her fall for you.

[–] tengkuizdihar 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shit people say on lemmy

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shit people ~~say~~ smell on lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

im in looooove!! 💘

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

You smell the Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

Because that was for you.

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