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For the love of God can't we just make sex work legal, take the shame out of it, and STOP associating it with massage? PLEASE?!?
I've been a massage therapist for almost 20 years now and have got the point where the sex jokes hit with about the same impact as asking the cashier if something is free if the item doesn't scan at the register. I work in hospice, and not 3 weeks ago I had a patient's brother in law giggle and ask me if I gave his sister in law a happy ending. My inside voice said "no, sorry, she's still breathing so she has to keep dealing with you" while my outside voice pretended not to hear the comment.
Legalizing it won't take the shame out. There is no such thing as serious and dignified sex. We're animals that have a really fucking stupid and silly desire that we're aware of but can't just not want anyhow. Best we can do is try not to take it seriously.
We can have dignified sleep, food, and bathing, and those are silly animalistic needs. Why not sex?
Because sex is silly. Dignity is all about distancing yourself from the dirty and putting yourself above it. That shit just don't work when I'm licking toes.
A turducken is not more dignified than licking toes.
True. Nothing with turd in the name is dignified.
I'm sorry, but I have respect for a guy who can expertly sex up his partner. A guy who sees sex as filthy and indignant? Nope, I don't respect that crap
Through my eyes the first guy has dignity, the second has problems.
Dignified sex sounds like an oxymoron, or at the very least, rubbish sex.