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[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 months ago (7 children)

"Damnit Jesus go back to heaven already you know it's illegal to sleep here" Police probably

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

depends on whether or not it was the white jesus, I suppose

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

He'll just turn the other cheek, but he can also respawn, so I think eventually he'll wear you down.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hispanic jesus would have definitely taken a beating.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Korean Jesus would've thrown the beating.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure Jesus chose to be poor, which makes him the wrong kind of white person.

Looks like he gets the beatings too.

We don't talk about Mega-Church Jesus.

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