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Anon tries to connect with a coworker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Hit her with the facts - the Chinese invented fake orange juice in the Tang dynasty and so that’s your fave.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Not bad, but the Song dynasty invented the musical speech. That's something

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the Bong dynasty where everyone was high as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Bong dynasty invented the gravity bong for cultural reasons

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