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Democrats Panic After Kamala Harris Ages 40 Years In Single Night (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 3 months ago (6 children)

At press time, sources confirmed prominent members of the party had been instructed to quickly shift their support to a spry, cogent 31-year-old Joe Biden, who had somehow de-aged 50 years overnight.

Look here, Jack!

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Holy shit, he was hot!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And against desegregation of schools.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Can you back this up?

This is what I found, but I don't trust CNN much these days (I don't trust Fox News either, for the record):

https://edition.cnn.com/factsfirst/politics/factcheck_543af44b-2bfc-4050-964e-79ebdbd57142

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