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[–] [email protected] 105 points 3 months ago (22 children)

I would if i had curves like dat. With my flat ass, that just looks like shit.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (20 children)

You, too, can have an ass like that. Squats and lunges will get that booty popping before you know it. Or if a squat rack isn't feasible, booty bands are also really effective. I rely on those when I don't have access to a rack.
And then make sure to get your protein for your growing booty. Vanilla or strawberry flavored whey protein in whole milk is fucking delicious. With how good that tastes, there's no reason you can't get enough nutrients.

Hopefully this helps! Everyone deserves a juicy ass.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or get a bicycle. Nobody has an ass like a cyclist

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Nobody has an ass like a cyclist

Let me introduce to you the wonders of (ice) hockey players. Specifically defencemen.

Oh lawd you should've seen my dumpy back when.

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