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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Can vampires sustain themselves on alien blood? Just imagining a brood of vampires conquering Earth and then setting their eyes to the galaxy. Like they have vampire scientists who find ways to let them enter sunlight and enjoy Italian food once more.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

probably depends on their chirality. (specifically, IIRC, sugars. sugars that twist the wrong way are useless)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Then just twist them the right way... Duh