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Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

So embarrassing

I'm already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it's basically whizzing past us

I love how he's in the show for all of two episodes and it's enough to make a meme format out of

Human tested, Vulcan approved

I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it's cute

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

From the python docs:

Note that even in MULTILINE mode, re.match() will only match at the beginning of the string and not at the beginning of each line.

If you want to locate a match anywhere in string, use search() instead (see also search() vs. match()).