z500

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 75 points 7 months ago (7 children)

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you're blind, it's a possibility.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

New atoms, same old bullshit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

My sister's tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn't have much going on up there.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they're more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Anyone still experiencing stress by the end of the day WILL BE FIRED!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Vomit landed on: laundry basket.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (11 children)

Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

She's banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Help I'm trapped in a guitar

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

They ~~live~~ die

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