derpgon

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[–] derpgon 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But 7up™ is made with natural ingredients, less sugar and is more limey!

[–] derpgon -4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Healthcare is not free, it is included in your taxes.

[–] derpgon 2 points 5 months ago

Might as well make it easy for hospitals to milk more people

[–] derpgon 15 points 5 months ago

I justify any purchase that I regret as "investment". In 50 years, it will sure be worth at least 10x!

[–] derpgon 2 points 5 months ago

Look at the cute rollerblades!

[–] derpgon 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I mean, you can try to kill yourself, and if you survive each attempt then you are quantum immortal.

But, this is my universe, so you probably won't survive in mine. But in yours, you'll be immortal!

[–] derpgon 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

walks into a casino Alright man, gimme the manuals to these bad boys right now, money ain't gonna win itself.

[–] derpgon 10 points 5 months ago

Same here. When idle, the apps basically consume nothing. If they are just a webserver that calls to some PHP script, it basically takes no RAM at all when idle, and some RAM when actually used.

Websites and phone apps are such an unoptimized pieces if garbage that they are the sole reason for high RAM requirements. Also lots of background bloatware.

[–] derpgon 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah, any more alterations to the idea and it would be gull of wsge cases and confusing shit. Agreed

[–] derpgon 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Also do not think about breathing manually!

[–] derpgon 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Just a shot in the dark, but are there any apparent problems with capping the rent at like half the mortgage? Or like 80%? Then there would be financial incentive to keep the tenant happy, to keep working, and keep the property in working order.

Of course, this does not take into account properties without mortgage, or properties where the housing was paid in part with liquid cash.

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