His poor girlfriend
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2024
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"No dear, that's my thigh. A little more to the left"
Nicely done on missing the conduit coming down the wall though.
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For some reason all I can see while looking this is the absolute mountain of paperwork it must have created.
If it's anything like signing in unused ammo, it would've been easier if he blew up the garage rather than just hit it.
Don't give them ideas
Ayyyy, did something similiar with forklift once! Gate was on the other side of the building tho.
This is why you always use a ground guide when moving a track vehicle in the motor pool.
I'm not normally one to ask the obvious questions, but how? What actually happened, do you have the story behind this?
I've bumped things with a kayak on the roof of my car before, because the boat overhangs the vehicle.
Given how long the barrel is, I can see how this might happen. Or they were in the wrong gear.
That's what I'm betting too, the driver was asked to put it to the side so something esle could access the garage but they forgot that the cannon extends much further out than the rest of the tank.
Tanks don't exactly have spacious windows.
That’s a tank?
Oh sorry, in the US it's classified as a light truck.
This is barely heavier than a bicycle!
Only if you mean your mom.
Self-propelled howitzer, looks like a french AMX AuF1, uses the chassis of the AMX-30 tank.
but how?
I doubt its real. Look at the hole and the angle of the barrel. You would have to start with a lowered barrel and raise it while you drive trough to keep that hole so small.
It might have started with a lowered barrel and there might be a hidden girder under the barrel which raised the whole tank up as the barrel slid forward over that girder. The tank does look like it's leaning back on its suspension.
Intel image showing the Hangar Camouflage, where artillery disguises itself as a simple non-artillery hangar
Oh shit, this isn't an APC!
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(This feels so much better without a bot helping us out.)
Wallhacker. Ban them!
It’s just a little hole. Should be easy to patch.
wrong hole
🤔. If he was driving towards the wall, there would be a larger hole starting from where the top of the gun barrel is. To get such a small hole in the wall as shown in the picture, the driver would have to intentionally articulate the barrels so it enters through the wall at the same position. This doesn't seem likely though, given the angle and position of the gun.
More likely the gun tilted up as it went in by itself.
Probably even more so as the tank leaned forward when stopping. I’m also impressed by how clean a hole it made. That’s a good wall there.
You missed the entrance so you created one of your own. That is a mindset to live by, son!
That's an innovative crash test regime