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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Whenever I want

Where can I buy a cake at 3am? That's when I want cake, but even as an adult with a car, I am unable to get cake. 😩

Well, that kind of cake. I can get a different kind on Grindr 24/7.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Where can I buy a cake at 3am?

Any 24-hour supermarket.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (5 children)

As an adult you should realize that eating a cake any time you want is unhealthy and should have the self control to delay that gratification. Sure noone can stop you, but you should have the self respect to stop yourself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

depends on how often you want to eat cake

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Boooooriiiiing. I'll have a slice of the chocolate please

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Depends a lot on your genotype, I think. I wouldn't eat it every day, but I've never noticed any ill effects

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but I try to go to the place with all the bouncy castles and they won't let me play even if I bring my own socks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Try a trampoline park instead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Trampoline parks don't have giant inflatable clowns at the top of the trampoline! It's not the same!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

You have weird trampoline parks...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

For me, it was a whole honey glazed ham.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Your heart might stop you, eventually.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I think you mean pancreas. Though, IDK which would come first.

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