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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So for you, would Cockadoodle do?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

shut the fuck up LMFAO

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Which, if the world was fair, would have been named the cock-a-doodle-poo

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maltese + Poodle = Maltipoo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Then maybe just the small ones are poo...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

No, the small ones are delicious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The small ones are cavoodles or chihoodles.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Chipoo. Chihuahua+poodle mix.

I have one of these.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Because Choodle sounds like a brand of chickpea noodles.

[–] snowe 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Havipoo = havanese + poodle. Don’t ask me, my spouse told me about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

perhaps they just needed the loo?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

A Jack Russel Terrier + Poodle is a Jack Shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I swear I heard of cockapoos in the 70s but only heard of doodles in the last 10 years. I wonder if I just lived a sheltered existence or what ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Most people just call them "mutts"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I have a schnauzer + poodle = schnoodle named Ziti.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I parents owned a cockapoo while growing up, and my siblings and I didn't like it because it was aggressive as hell and my mother treated it like an actual factual babby.

Once my sister was eating a hot pocket, and the dog wanted it, so it mauled her badly. It jumped up on the table randomly and mauled her face. It took several surgeries to get her face back to normal. My mother lied and told the police she had it destroyed.

About 3 years later, it became paralyzed from the waist down after it attacked me. It jumped for my face and landed wrong. It didn't die, and my mother blames me for the incident to this day, 30 or so years later.

It would piss and shit all over everything until it died of old age about a decade later. All the while, my mother treated it more and more like a baby because it couldn't get away, and it wore diapers when my mother wasn't too lazy.

I'm sure most of my issues with the dog were due to the owner being a shitty person.

Though after it ate part of my sister's face, I'm convinced that it saw everyone but my mother as "meat," which is why I couldn't get along with the dog. I mostly tolerated it until I emancipated myself early.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What is happening in this post

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I was apparently more controversial with my silly cock-a-doodle post than I anticipated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Never heard cockapoo in my life, only cockerpoodle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Met one at the dog park the other day could be regional