House Car Vacations Retirement
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2024
573 points (97.5% liked)
Greentext
4489 readers
564 users here now
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
EA has entered the chat.
Don't let it sit in your bank account, you're wasting its value. After you built up an emergency fund, invest the rest.
Hop on Kickstarter, go to the D&T section and back the first thing you see. A fun way to melt money.
Every kickstarter I’ve backed (72) has delivered eventually. But yes, RIP my $8k. Now I have a dope ass board game library
Damn, I wish I had kickstart-boardgame money lol
Buy Twitter.
Or if you like something more adventurous, put half into developing a time machine and then half into repeating bitcoin speculations, accumulate them on a secure usb drive with s password protection, forget password and then give teams of world renowned hackers limited tries to break it. I've read about the last part a couple of months ago. They bought the same drives and claim that they reverse engineered them on a hardware level to get the idea how their software protection works. Yet, there just two tries left and the guy is not fast to reach an agreement.
I could use some more.
Weed makes all games better.
God this was me when I lived at home. Now 70% of my paycheck goes to my landlord. I'm still able to save because I'm frugal as heck but holy shit it would be so much easier without my landlord fucking me in the ass monthly.
Charity.
Use it to fund missions where you save people from starvation and dying of thirst.
If you don’t have the time to do it yourself, just find some charities to donate it to.