You just gave so many people a car repair bill.
this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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Ah shit, my bad.
But you saved them from letting it get worse!
You're right. I really should get that timing chain checked out.
No. Live your life one day at a time. Worrying when things are going well is Protestant Puritan bullshit. They have a mindset that life is suffering and suffering is good because it means you will be rewarded in the Afterlife. Fuck that shit. If your life is finally comfy, ENJOY THE SHIT OUT OF IT YOU GODDAMNED MUTHERFOCKERS.
I don't remember the last time I was properly comfortable.
Congratulations! You've achieved adulthood!
I got bad news for you. You’ve already achieved peak comfort
I'm not sure what this is talking about but it sounds like I should be rebelling and I like it.
Dude I just got my car battery replaced, let me breathe.
Fuck, I was let go from my job this week and seeing this post in my morning daze made me question reality for a few seconds. I guess it's time to get out there and find something new.
My back went out last night and I just finished a master's thesis last week. Give me some of this so called "comfort."
What if I want it to happen again?
Can we define "it" so that everyone is clear what we're talking about here?
That's what got us sent there in the FIRST place!
This was super funny to read from the depths of my covers with the cat sleeping on me. Probably it's just going to be my back hurts again if I don't move.
But she is sleeping, so this is not one of those decisions that is up to me. Know what you can control.
The ~~council~~ cat will now decide your fate
As a student, I needed this
No need to hurry, anxiety will win anyway.
The fact my first thought was related to my work is a bad sign. Guess I need to ramp up my efforts in looking for something else
I do this but I don't hate it. Except I hate myself for not hating it.
Papyrus
I know what you did
Define “comfortable”
It's not that you're comfortable, you're just not uncomfortable enough
Truth
Oh snap you're right
Damnit you asshole, you're right.
HR gave you the job and they can take it away.
Thank you