this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You just gave so many people a car repair bill.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But you saved them from letting it get worse!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You're right. I really should get that timing chain checked out.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

No. Live your life one day at a time. Worrying when things are going well is Protestant Puritan bullshit. They have a mindset that life is suffering and suffering is good because it means you will be rewarded in the Afterlife. Fuck that shit. If your life is finally comfy, ENJOY THE SHIT OUT OF IT YOU GODDAMNED MUTHERFOCKERS.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't remember the last time I was properly comfortable.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Congratulations! You've achieved adulthood!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I got bad news for you. You’ve already achieved peak comfort

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure what this is talking about but it sounds like I should be rebelling and I like it.

[–] leggettc18 15 points 1 year ago

Dude I just got my car battery replaced, let me breathe.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Fuck, I was let go from my job this week and seeing this post in my morning daze made me question reality for a few seconds. I guess it's time to get out there and find something new.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

My back went out last night and I just finished a master's thesis last week. Give me some of this so called "comfort."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if I want it to happen again?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can we define "it" so that everyone is clear what we're talking about here?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's what got us sent there in the FIRST place!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This was super funny to read from the depths of my covers with the cat sleeping on me. Probably it's just going to be my back hurts again if I don't move.

But she is sleeping, so this is not one of those decisions that is up to me. Know what you can control.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The ~~council~~ cat will now decide your fate

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

As a student, I needed this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

No need to hurry, anxiety will win anyway.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The fact my first thought was related to my work is a bad sign. Guess I need to ramp up my efforts in looking for something else

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I do this but I don't hate it. Except I hate myself for not hating it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I know what you did

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's not that you're comfortable, you're just not uncomfortable enough

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh snap you're right

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Damnit you asshole, you're right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

HR gave you the job and they can take it away.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago