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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

TIL that perfection is when you cut off Elon Musk's nipple πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Like what’s going on with his body. Is that fat or muscle there? Why does he look like Dr egg man?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Fatass sucking in his stomach because ladies he pays to be near him are looking.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

HGH can make people's ribcage grow, and it also makes you feel like a million bucks. Elon is likely taking HGH for funsies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

HGH without the, you know, exercise component

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

But if you're a centibillionaire, wouldn't feeling like a million bucks be awful?

Either way, I hope he feels like a couple bucks at most all the time.

[–] AttackPanda 13 points 1 year ago

From this angle it seems to resemble barrel chest which would be an early sign of emphysema but others are saying HGH. It may just be the way he is built and a mixture of overweight though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He looks like a kitten with a bad case of worms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think this is what happens when you just keep asking plastic surgeons if they can remove your entire belly fat without doing anything else to your body until you find a doctor who doesn't tell you that the result will look like shit.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

It looks like when someone doesn't understand how human proportions work and they design a zombie game. They tell themselves they will fix it in post but never get around to it, and it gets released that way.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You opened my eyes, I will finally get an account on X

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He doesnt post pictures there, you need his onlyfans

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Oh, that upsets my plans...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I have been reliably informed that X is going to give it to you, that they're tired of waiting for you to get it on your own, and that X is going to deliver to you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So that is what DMX was actually a talking about all those years ago?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We finally find out that his stage name is a prophetic reference to sliding into your DMs. If they work anymore, that is..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Elon had an extra rib inserted so he could stop sucking his own dick

Not my joke unfortunately

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Damn Elon must have some bad scoliosis

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's the other way'round, then you can even see Elon's little Fibonacci...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It'll likely take a complex arrangement of mirrors for you to actually see them, but I assure you they're down there somewhere

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Man, you emulate his style shockingly well

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

This is the first time on this platform that I am glad to see a hexbear user.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You may not like it, but my many many partners love it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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