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[–] [email protected] 1 points 58 minutes ago

It's an enchanted plate.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 hours ago

I would not want to eat off this guy's cast iron lol

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That's not how seasoning works at all.
Clean your pan!!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Did that. Was too stupid to properly dry it, so it was still slippery and it fell out of my hand. I then had the brilliant idea that I could convince the pan to make less noise (it was late) by putting my fist in its fall.

Aftermath

Diagnosis: metacarpal V fracture, required surgery (2 k-wires)

After surgery (October 31st)

New brace (14 days after)

Today

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago

Truly a wake-up call. Never clean your pans. Best not clean any dishes. /j

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 hours ago

Wash your cast iron!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I guess some people on the bus are seasoning their.....uhhhh......body, I guess. You can smell them from 20 feet away.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Are these new skidmarks?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

This is just gatekeeping seasoning and I won't stand for it (while getting e-coli from my unwashed dishes).

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)