As a straight dude, I'll date ya Eli. Absolute legend, showing character and something different.
this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2024
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You need to pull an anarchist for this to work out for you.
I personally like not knowing anything about the random dude from the Scruff app. Dates can happen after the hookup if there is some chemistry in the basement.
I'm a tech guy. I dont mind the occasional redistribution of wealth from corporations. I can even appreciate exploits found in the wild like this or doing hacking when it doesn't hurt people.
What this signals, though, is that you are cheap. I side with the girl on this. It's a date. Pay for the meal and show her you can be normal first.
Yes, he was trying to come off as a cool hacker, but that's not why she's brushing him off.
It's because he said "I'm in."
Conversely, this is a great way to filter out normals who want to pay a corporation to prove how rich they are. You just gotta be yourself and you'll get the person that's right for you.
Yepp... great Filter.
"Hey, wanna come up to see my 3D printer" worked for me.
If they know about the Great Filter, that's a green flag.
Split the check. It's 2024.
How is it still expected for men to pay in this day and age. When I'm on a date I'm looking for an equal partner, not a dependent.
Me, disabled and just wanting someone to be with: side eye
Eh, I dunno why everyone is so negative about this. A knowledgeable person, free food, and (I suppose the critical point) I'm into this stuff too, so fuck yeah let's go. And whipping out that knowledge boner on the first go? Shit, setting the bar kinda high. What's in store for next time, gonna joyride in a new car after you take control of it remotely? Oh just take me now, I'm ready~.
Just gotta remember to torch it after, evidence is a bitch. Or so I've heard. Ehem. Anyway... nuggets, not a big deal, but knowledge is sexy af.
Besides. Fucking mcnuggets?
Questionable date food, but otherwise they're fine.
Gonna need a normal emulator…
Ayo das blue stacks??? I miss that fkn app😂 that's a huge downside of choosing Linux I guess...
There are other similar apps that work on Linux.
Waydroid is vastly superior to BlueStacks anyway
Nvidia has joined the chat
Ok, ok, you can supposedly use waydroid on nvidia with hardware acceleration thanks to nvk driver, but still.
Looks like bluestacks
Find someone who appreciates you, chicken nugget wizard
Exactly, find a partner in crime.
You rang?
OMG, UrPartnerInCrime, guess who’s back in town. Chicken Nugget Wizard! Ya know, Hamburglars' cute lil bro 😏🔥 He’s still single, so you should totally vibe with him and see what happens! I can already feel major chemistry! 🍆💖 Let’s get it poppin'! 😂
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