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Fuck off Elon.
I'm sure he'll attract a ton of talent. As if the game industry wasn't bad enough with its employees, an Elon-ran game company would be something for the ages.
Let the first AAA woke game bomb.
I'm sure the studio will launch by next year, like every Musk product.
Full Self Publishing is only two years away, just like it has been for eight years.
“Two weeks…”
Stop typing up that misogynist manifesto and scouting crowded public spaces. Instead, become the hero you wish you were and do us all a fucking favour. I will personally ensure you have the fattest commissary in history for the duration of your life sentence.
Ten years from now, President Musk, the last president of the free united states, signs a document ceding all territory to the new russian empire
We're going to be ruled by a split coalition between China, Mexico and Canada. And we'll somehow be better for it.
Wait, lemme guess, its called "X Studios" and its totally gonna change the world forever!
I’m not going to look, but I’m willing to bet, there’s already a “games” studio called X Studios… and they make porno games.
He probably already has every title. And so do the neckbeards that worship him.
And they're going to release a console. Named the X Machine.
Actually, it would be cool if it was the "X Machina"
He really is Schrödinger's oligarch, both the richest man alive but somehow also a revolutionary fighting against the "system". Or in other words, he thinks he's Neo while literally building the Matrix (Neuralink+AI).
I think Musk is "Poochie" from The Simpsons.
Talking about "non-woke" AI. How's Grok doing? Still hating him like all his other children?
Aww he thinks people like him?
Umm, okay. It takes a long ass time to make a game. This will be a new untested studio. Even if they start making good games it's going to be years from now.
I think how he works is that he will buy out a studio with an almost finished game, and reskin it to help him with gaining more power in the USA .
It will be out in a few months, and he will claim credit.
Bet: He will not release a single fucking game
He'll waste a lot of money to do so though. Just like Amazon before him. And Google.
Remember when Netflix took Demogorgon out of DBD because "We're making our own game!"
Then they were like "Nevermind, we got nothing, you can take this shit back."
Netflix have a bunch of games on Android, but I forget they exist.
Just had a look and Hades is part of it. The marketing for it is terrible. Oh, it's IOS only....
But I loved having an inferior version of Sonic Dash that only has the Prime characters, when the Prime characters are in Sonic Dash anyway /s
Cities skylines 2 is already out so IMO we don't need more games
Elonia is building her own game studio? Well, that was not on my 2024 bingo card.
Him going going utterly insane because he is Tiny* Stark but omniscient should be on the card from now on.
(* typo by swipe keyboard - I love it so much I decided to keep it 😊)
Open world game where you make yourself an Oligarch?